Corrupt Wishing Game!

Ok so this is how the game works!
You read the persons post before yours and corrupt it, then you wish for something yourself.
Example:
Bob: I wish for a spoon!
Tom: You can have a spoon but its all sharp and it was up a cows ass! I wish for a computer!

..and so on! So I will start!

I wish I had 5 cookies!

They're all poisonous.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Ahaha you do but then its not corrupt and it ruins the game so fuck you!

I wish for a better computer!

It blows up.

I wish for some money. :[

Anyways, check out my graphics thread, I updated it.

You mean the mario thing? I saw it! Its sweeet!

You get money but then.. oh its chocolate coins!

I wish I was a Shadower in real life?

Dream onn~~ :] AHAHA

I wish pokemons were reaaall!

They are, but they ate your head and left the world forever.


I wish that I wasn't bored. .

You find something to do.. but ew it's an old homeless man!

I wish I could be super fast

You crash and burn.

I wish Riley didn't crash or burn.

Me too! But I do!

I wish I didnt have 3rd degree burn T~T

Me too! But you do!


I was Riley didn't have 3rd degree burns T~T


We're just going in circles aren't we.

Yep. I stil have em.

I wish for a tin can!

I wish your tin can blew up


I wish for a tin can >

You get it but it turns out to be a homeless mans toilet! :X

I wish my new ideas for the server worked T~T

They do but your server gets hacked and deleted

I wish I could fly.

You can but you end up going through an airplanes engine thing! :s

I wish i had a pet yoshi!

Granted, but it has massive diarea

I wish I could rule the world.

too badd. im all ready ruling it :]

i wish i had.. a pet apple..

Granted. Its me.

I wish I was rich.

You are but you are rich with FIBRE, and you shit alot.

I wish Murphys CPU wasn't off right now T~T!!!!

It turns on, but the server files go boom.


I wish the server just didn't wipe. .

It isn't just your account is.

I wish I was a robot.

You are a robot, but it turns out you are a female sexbot and men have sex with you all day.

I wish I was spiderman :3

Granted, but you are a spider with 4 legs and a human face.

I wish I had a Xbox 360.

Granted but you get the red circle of death.

I wish I had green skin.